You read 395 words per minute.
That makes you 58% faster than the national average
smiles really big
awww yesss
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MidAbsentia
No matter where I am, I'm always halfway gone.
So I’d like to start by saying that I am really weird. Really, really weird.
I’d like to continue by saying that I was sitting here scrolling down my dash when the chorus to this song played through my head, unbidden. I figured I’d look it up, because though it is a ridiculously-cheesy-teen-bubblegum-pop song, it was stuck in my head. And then.
And then.
It occurred to me that a possible story of this song could very well be the coming out/announcement of gay love by a kid who was previously thought of as straight. I brushed it off, assuming that this was simply my natural proclivity to think of unconventional love stories.
But then
Then, this happened.
Am I crazy for wanting you?
Maybe do you think you could want me too?
I don’t wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do?
I just wanna know that you feel it too
There is nothing left to hideAnd it was that moment that I realized I was a true slash shipper.
Oh Jeezus. I’ve known this song forever. Then I read ^that. And know this song will always be designated as Destiel.
Fuck you very much. XDD (jk <333)
“You have to let me touch it, Dean.”
“Touch it?”
“I want you and your beautiful soul.”
(via holywatersupersoakers)
Mom, do you believe in reincarnation?
No?
Neither did I, when I was your age.
HEY
RENEGADE
LOOK
ELEVATOR
BEN IN THE ELEVATOR
Ingrid Michealson - Parachute (Genderbent)
Josh Summers. MIDABSENTIA. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS. JOSH. EFFING. SUMMERS.
I don’t think you understand the extent of my flailing.
THE EXTENT IS TOO EXTENSIVE.
(Source: lambofdawn)
This just furthers the proof of my theory that Florence + the Machine is making the soundtrack to Supernatural.
Oh my god. Someone who shares my crack theory.
Well then.
JAKFACEBLR: Reblog this so people know who you are
Name: Molly
Tumblr Name: Jakface
Nickname: Jak
Birthday: September 13, 1984
Status: Single (foreveralone.jpg)
Random fact about you: I name every single catepillar I ever find “Gordon”.
Hobbies/Interests: Video games, drawing, comics, making costumes and props, hiking, traveling,…
Name: Peanut
Tumblr Name: Elenilote
Nickname: Peanut, Elen, Ellie, Elly, Winky, Pinky
Birthday: November 28
Status: Married
Random fact about you: I love peanut butter-everything.
Hobbies/Interests: Video games, writing, reading…just stuff, I get bored easily so need a lot of entertainment!
Did this before, but I’m re-doing for the new followers.
Name: Maki
Tumblr Name: frikadeller
Nickname: Maki, Frika, Frik, FrikaD LMAO YOU GUYS, Ujang atau Oedjang untuk penduduk Desa Sukamaju.
Birthday: Jan 26th
Status: forever alone
Random fact about you: I type certain words with British spelling. And English is not my main language, so if I can catch a mistake somewhere, you must be ashaaaaaaamed of yourself.
Hobbies/Interests: Drawing, Dragon Aging 2, Terraria-ing with bro, karaoke-ing, reading porn fics and broadcasting my reactions live on twitter, flailing, being totally uncool, also I picked up a little bit of Massing Effect 2 recently.
Never done this before. Might be useful!
Name: Lesley (but I’m really, really not used to people using it)
Tumblr Name: Caiterhe
Nickname: What, all of them? Cait, Monkeyfoot, Ox, Lindy, Scan, and Skittlebrew off the top of my head.
Birthday: Dec 20
Status: “Unencumbered”
Random fact about you: I am on a personal mission to visit as many national parks as possible and am a committed environmentalist; however, I have collected animal skins since middle school.
Hobbies/Interests: I’m a scientist (well… grad student) by trade and that takes up the vast majority of my time, but it’s also my passion. When I’m not doing that, I’m usually illustrating, writing, painting, hiking, reading, or watching cartoons (especially Disney movies). I also like to cook and will eat soup at every meal if it’s practical.
Name: Talia
Tumblr Name: rebornfromashes
Nickname: Tali, Talia-Bear, Shortay, Willow
Birthday: 10/18
Status: Taken….BY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. *troll face*
Random Fact About You: I’ve got two cats. Juggernaught and Ozzy.
Hobbies/Interests: Art, video games, art, video games, awesome T.V. shows, art, video games, fiction books, fictional characters, art, video games.
Name: Olivia
Tumblr Name: midabsentia
Nickname: Livi, Via, Poser (long story), Olive, Oliver, Bennet, Lizzie, Sherry. ”That one girl.”
Birthday: 5/13
Status:
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Martin Freeman
- Darren Criss
- Joe Walker
- Lauren Lopez
Random Fact About You: Haven’t had my first kiss, don’t really want to. I also like to collect strange and beautiful words. Like amaranthine. And I never learned how to type the “right” way.
Hobbies/Interests: Anything to do with the film industry, books, movies, books, abstract math, abstract thoughts in general, music, books, making harmonies, writing music/short stories/occasional prose, quantum physics/mechanics (that stuff is whack), history, books, character studies, darn near everything that interests me.
Alright. Being the weird person I am, I decided to extend/remix the Sealy Commercial song that everybody’s going insane about. I WANT THE RELEASE. Seriously, this is too catchy.
What I picture when people say “I don’t ship that way”
So, the ones who ship canon pairings are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.
And then there are the non-canon or anti-canon shippers swinging, like, side to side or something. The multi-shippers are sort of alternating between the two, and the crack-shippers are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want” And then the gen fans are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.
Introduced my cousins to Sherlock.
They like it.
But they want to kill me over the ending of TGG.
Just saw Starship by Starkid Productions.
I now physically need a musical of The Robot Wars.
Amiright?
